H'okay.
I want to know how many Irish people wear green hair. I wanna know how many people living in the country of Ireland have green hair. I'm gonna guess not too many more people dye their hair green there than people in this country. I'm just gonna guess.
SO. Just because my hair is dyed green, it does not mean I am Irish (though I am, a teeny, tiny bit), it does not mean you have magically transported to Ireland, and it does not mean I have a pot of gold lying about.
Of course, I am not accomplishing much by advertising this information on here, as the only people that read this are intelligent enough to know otherwise. And they know me well enough to NOT make smartass comments like, "Oh, where am I? Am I in Ireland all of a sudden? I thought I was just coming to buy bus tickets and all of a sudden I feel like I'm in Ireland!"
Bite me.
ALSO:
no, it's not the Packers. Nor is the purple for the Vikings.
it's not for a school.
it's not for any team.
it's not for any country (as that was also asked of me recently: "is that for a country?" WTF are you talking about, dude?)
it's not for anything other than I like these colors, and I especially like to be different.
Those of you who say, "wow, green! I don't see that color very often. I see red, and blue, and pink a lot, but never green!" YOU ARE THE WINNERS
My hair is funny colored so I don't look like every other jackwaggon out there. (that's for you, mom)
So that's my whine for the day.
And now I gotta come up with something to end with.
aha! How delightfully applicable to this post.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
